This is an adversiment. (spelled incorrectly so that it sounds like the way a British or English person would say it)
I would like a group of friends that enjoy entertaining and being entertained and appreciate the creativity and hard work that go into it. I love Martha Stewart, and I love reading Real Simple and Sunset magazines and I always look longingly at the pages about entertaining and cocktail hours and game nights and the like. I don’t have friends that are into that kind of old school entertaining. So I’m putting a want ad in the cosmic newspaper. I would like friends that can appreciate good cooking and entertaining and understand the niceties of sitting at a well set table instead of eating off of paper plates while sitting on the couch. If you know anyone looking for that kind of friend let me know.